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波莉认为自己是一个严肃的演员，正在等待最适合她的人才的角色。 但是当她的同胞双胞胎艾米在HBO节目中扮演主角时，她的表演梦开始崩溃，并开始与合作明星杰瑞德莱托约会。 一次灾难性的洛杉矶之旅对于事情的帮助并不大，但当波莉发现她可以用姐姐的名人为自己的优势获得免费的衣服，免 费的酒和随意的性爱时，这种不堪忍受的情况会变得更好一些。 后果非常可笑 - 而且很尴尬。 Gregory Erdstein首次亮相的一部非常有前途的专辑，That's Not Me是一部聪明而知名的喜剧，由Alice Foulcher赢得双重表演。

Romantic comedy about a pair of clandestine lovers in a London-Spain tryst.

上官灵凤（张柏芝 饰）是一个快乐幸福的小女孩，爸爸妈妈对她分外疼爱，每天都为女儿将睡前故事。只是，这些故事无关王子和精灵，而一律都是武侠江湖、大侠剑客。虽然灵凤喜欢这些故事，但她也有尴尬烦心的事情。爸爸名叫上官英俊（元华 饰），妈妈名叫独孤美丽（元秋 饰），这两个怪名字让灵凤在学校受到不少嘲笑。　　10岁生日那天，她终于得知，原来那些武侠故事并非虚构，竟然都真实存在，而且父母正是隐居闹市的江湖高手。这个懵懵懂懂的小女孩随着父亲母亲走入大山，研习武功，开始一段奇异的旅程……

故事发生在位于法国富人聚集地的一幢公寓内，玛利亚（丽塔·布兰科 Rita Blanco 饰）是公寓的门房，转眼之间，她和身为建筑工人的丈夫约瑟（让-皮埃尔·马丁斯 Jean-Pierre Martins 饰）已经在这个与他们的社会地位格格不入的社区内居住了三十年之久了。　　公寓里人人都喜欢这对善良又热情的夫妻，尽管身份差异巨大，但彼此相处十分快乐融洽。一天，约瑟收到了一封意料之外的来信，在信中，约瑟成为了葡萄牙老家一份丰厚遗产的继承人，而回到故乡生活正是约瑟梦寐以求的事情。好事降临在了玛利亚和约瑟的头上，但公寓内的住户们却忧心忡忡，因为他们舍不得夫妻两人，当然，玛丽和约瑟也舍不得公寓内的一帮老朋友们。

为了庆祝瑞贝卡(德拉彻饰)的50岁生日，艾比(波勒饰)邀请了闺蜜们一起到酒庄度假。杯觥交错间，虽然八卦和妙语如珠不断，她们仍无法忘却现实生活中的种种不确定，也开始对彼此的友谊及未来感到怀疑。

新加坡的一家高档酒店内，工作人员与客人们上演一幕幕底色不同的人间喜剧……　　胖侦探（郑则仕 饰）为取得年迈委托人少妻与一男子（秦祥林 饰）偷情的证据，在酒店房间内安装摄像头，但闭路电视的接收房间却入住了三名乐队成员。这对情人在发现摄像头之后百般掩饰，乐手与服务员们却在电视机前看的不亦乐乎；署名“吴资”的骗子（吴耀汉 饰）入住酒店，却被经理（胡枫 饰）误当做低调检查工作的日本总裁。骗子借势大占便宜，从酒店狠捞一笔；旅行团导游（曾志伟 饰）为人好色，被旅行团内仇恨花心男的精神病患钟小姐（钟楚红 饰）盯上，好色导游面对钟小姐的剔骨刀无可奈何之际，另一名悲情女护士安琪（夏文汐 饰）也找上门来；迷恋女上司（王祖贤 饰）的酒店技工（张学友 饰）苦苦求爱，不经意间忽视了假小子同事（叶童 饰）的默默付出。

奥利佛是工作勤奋的投资顾问经理，但一场严重车祸却让他半身不遂，未来将在轮椅上度过余生。但他并不认命，在复健中心休养时，他参加了由各样残疾人士所组成的「金鱼俱乐部」。当他发现自己在苏黎世的非法资金快被曝光时，他想到一个偷天换日的点子：号召这群残疾人士前往苏黎世，掩人耳目将巨款偷偷穿越瑞士和德国的边境。然而「金鱼俱乐部」的成员，却让奥利佛展开一趟惊心动魄的公路旅行。

三个年轻水手——盖比（金·凯利饰）、奇普（FrankSinatra饰）和奥兹（JulesMunshin饰）要在纽约度过一天假期，他们决定好好享受这座大城市，最好能遇到爱情！盖比在地铁上对海报里的“月度女孩”一见钟情，决定不惜一切代价找到她然后表白；三人在搭计程车时，奇普被女司机一眼相中，不由分说带着他回家共度春宵，奥兹遇到一位人类学家女博士，觉得他看起来是标准的“史前人”，因此欣喜地爱上了eee。三个好友各有境遇，其中数盖比寻找“月度女孩”最为艰难曲折。载歌载舞之间，24小时假期显得那么短暂……

宁静祥和的闯堂镇，即将迎来万众瞩目的许愿大会，镇民们为了这次盛典齐心协力。闯堂兔的父亲兔飞是一个极为聪明博学的博士，此前博士因某种原因带着“闯堂之轮”从小镇消失，气坏了身为镇长的爷爷，从此兔博士和“闯堂之轮”便成了小镇的禁忌话题。虽然也闯堂兔和弟弟堂堂参与盛典的准备工作，可是手忙脚乱惹出不少的笑话。在爷爷的呵斥下，他们随同美丽的小猫蝴蝶前往神殿检查电力系统，却意外在地下发现神秘之人，这些人似乎正策划破坏盛典。为了保证许愿大会的顺利进行，闯堂兔他们齐心协力和这群坏蛋作斗争，结果发现背后隐藏着更大的阴谋……　　本片是武汉玛雅动漫公司投拍的武汉第一部动画电影。

故事发生在20世纪30年代的巴黎，经济的不景气让所有人都陷入了财政危机之中，曾经大放异彩的娱乐业也因此走向穷途末路。穷困潦倒的女子维多利亚（朱丽·安德鲁斯 Julie Andrews 饰）在一次偶然之中被陶德（罗伯特·普雷斯顿 Robert Preston 饰）相中，陶德看中了她英姿飒爽的气质，让她假扮成男性，再以男性的身份女装，以满足某些人群的嗜好。　　就这样，维多利亚以维克多的名字出道了，哪知道她刚柔并济雌雄莫辩的形象很快就火便了整个城市，就连夜总会大亨马尔尚（詹姆斯·加纳 James Garner 饰）也不禁被维克多深深吸引，他怎么都弄不明白，维克多身为一名“男性”，究竟是如何将女性气质模仿的惟妙惟肖的。

美国小成本喜剧片，多姆纳尔·格里森、妮娜·杜波夫、克里斯蒂娜·艾伯盖特主演，因为女主一夜情，绿帽使者和丈夫居然变成了好友？最终女主的婚姻被成功挽救，绿帽使者也完成了自身从屌丝的转变。

陆垚（包贝尔 饰）在上大学时重逢幼儿园同学马俐（宋佳 饰），虽然彼此心存好感，但由于陆垚有严重的“表白障碍症”，只能眼巴巴看着自己的女神马俐与别人谈恋爱。而自此之后很多年，陆垚只能以朋友的名义爱着马俐，也与她开始了一段“友情不甘、恋人不敢”的长跑。

在法国的日尔斯小镇上，街道旁充满了孩子们的欢声笑语。他们都处理生活中的一些简单的事情。他们发现生活也并不是那么容易。饥饿的孩子拿着喇叭对着邻居大喊。孤独的孩子为了引起人们的注意，到处制造麻烦。一个小女孩从高楼的窗口摔下来，街上的人都吓坏了，蜂拥过去，可小女孩笑呵呵地从草地上站起来说：“哈哈，我摔下来了。”她的母亲则当场晕倒。当一个严重的家庭暴力事件发生后，人们才发现孩子们的真实需求。

当贾斯丁相处了五年的女友在公开场合向他提出分手后，这令他既尴尬又心碎。他试图去帮助别人，但是有些误入歧途的朋友却把他引向了陌生的在线约会世界。

讲述了佩林是一名没有固定工作的大龄未婚女青年，主要是通过表演节目来打一些零工糊口。某一天佩林去参加表演的路上，因为她的突然出现，致使法布里斯被吓到，还不小心跌倒住进医院。于是佩林每天到医院照看法布里斯，并逐渐对法布里斯产生了感情。

男孩乔治·菲姆的父亲在一次试飞中因事故身亡，从此爱打篮球的乔治性格变得内向寡言，在学校经常被同学嘲讽和取笑。在搬家的路上他遇见了金毛猎犬巴迪，它刚刚摆脱主人的虐待。乔治回家以后，在后院的篮球场上打篮球的时候再次遇见巴迪，并发现巴迪也喜欢玩篮球。后来他将巴迪带回家，开始了新的生活。他的性格开始发生了转变。偶然的一次交谈中，他发现和自己一起打扫卫生的黑人大叔居然是曾经的著名球星阿瑟。阿瑟使他的球技蒸蒸日上，并教会了他很多做人的道理。在一次比赛中，巴迪的主人在电视上看到了这只会打篮球的狗原来就是他的，于是前往领取。乔治把巴迪救回以后将它放生到荒岛上，防止主人再次寻找到它。由于失去了巴迪，乔治在比赛中节节失利，后来巴迪意外出场使全队取得胜利。最后巴迪被法官公正地判给了乔治，这对好朋友从此以后再也不会分开……

一位公司女白领被母亲强逼着去学习厨艺，成功转型为美丽女厨娘，夺得世界厨师比赛金奖，同时也收获了爱情。

光怪陆离的骗钱现象已经渗透在社会的上上下下方方面面，一群劫匪在公众场合假借拍戏瞒过围观路人而打劫成功······

慕容优（郑秀文饰）经营一家私房菜馆，对前男友传佑（刘德华饰）仍念念不忘，也完全没有注意到助手小可（言承旭饰）的心仪她已久的心意。她一直认为与传佑感情的凋谢是因为当年母亲婚姻失败的一个诅咒，后来慕容优的好友傅薇（MaggicQ饰）与传佑拍拖，她就更深感困恼。默默无闻的小可一直鼓励慕容优走出母亲的阴影，大胆创出属于自己的人生。当慕容优前往日本参加一场电视烹饪比赛的时候，现场表达了自己内心最深出的声音，而慕容优最后能否跟痴情的小可的结局又是如何。

秘密镇是阿拉斯加一个偏远的小镇，这里的人们酷爱冰球，小镇上有一支援棒的冰球队，只是他们不知道自己有多棒。杂志上说他们有全国第一流的实力，所以著名的”勇士队“要来与他们比赛。偏在这时队中的主力被个年轻人顶替了。主力于是想尽办法要重新归队，此时来采访的体育记者又与主力的妻子眉来眼去。随着比赛临近，小镇日益变成一个大马戏场，人人都卖力地在其中扮演着角色，突然有消息说”勇士队”不来了……

“动作”杰克森是正直勇敢的底特律警官，残忍的汽车大王德拉派恩为害一方，杰克森决意与他一斗到底。德拉派恩的妻子派崔西认清了丈夫的本来面目却不幸被杀。歌女阿西与杰克森萍水相逢，并决意帮助杰克森，正义的序幕被拉开了

希拉（丽塔·海华斯 Rita Hayworth 饰）是舞蹈团中的台柱，她的美貌俘获了太多男人的心，其中也包括舞蹈团的高管马丁（罗伯特·本奇利 Robert Benchley 饰）。虽然马丁已经有了家室，但这并不妨碍他展开对于希拉的火热追求，为了讨希拉的欢心，他买了一条名贵的手链想要送给她，哪知道此情此景却被妻子给逮了个正着。　　为了维持自己的婚姻，马丁谎称这条手链是舞团的总监罗伯特（弗雷德·阿斯泰尔 Fred Astaire 饰）托他转交给希拉的，为了证明自己此言不虚，马丁还特地安排希拉和罗伯特跳了一段暧昧火辣的舞蹈。哪知道此举惊动了报刊杂志，第二天，希拉和罗伯特就已经在头版头条上订婚了。

阿杜罗，这名混得差到要靠追踪逃跑的猫来赚钱的私家侦探，现在还住在他老年痴呆的姨妈家。尤里是一名舞台剧演员，自从跟妻子分开后，他连台词都记不住了，工作丢了，身无分文。阿杜罗和尤里的相遇开始于一桩跟踪委托，尤里为了搞清楚前妻和情人的事情，委托阿杜罗跟踪窃听，然而窃听到的不是证据，而是一段含义模糊的对话，从而阿杜罗-尤里这对组合遭遇一系列离奇事件。

克拉拉和亚历杭德罗准备搬新家，可是亚历杭德罗正好去出差，留下她一个人呆着，被搬家的纸盒子包围。这种混乱不堪的环境迫使她尝试新的生活体验，她开始质疑这个世界的封闭和束缚。

四子从小就是一名弃婴，捡到她的夫妇在她长大后将她卖给了歌舞伎，而在此她被一名和尚娶为妾，而在和尚死去之时，婆婆认为她是一名会给男人幸运的“鸿运女”。她后来改行在银行做事，在此她遇到了她所爱的男人铃木主水，她也因为会带给男人幸运，不断地牵入到男人为了成功不择手段的肮脏旋涡中。从此片我们也可以看到导演对于政治运作的大笔金钱关系，以及将女人视作物品的心态表露无遗。

这是一部有些荒诞的电影。吉普赛人马特高（布赖恩•斯维登 Bajram Severdzan 饰）为了摆脱贫穷潦倒的生活，决心抓住眼前的一个发财良机，那就是在伊斯坦布尔和巴格达之间的列车上走私汽油，虽然要冒风险，但利润相当可观。为了凑足本钱，马特高和儿子去向当地的“教父”皮泰借了款。　　但马特高出师不利，被年轻的抢匪达丹（瑟丹•托德诺维奇Srdjan Todorovic 饰）抢了生意，这下本钱泡了汤。债务缠身，无奈之下马特高只好去请求达丹借钱。达丹满口应承了，条件就是马特高的儿子扎拉必须和他的妹妹结婚。扎拉虽然早已有心爱的恋人，但为了父亲他只能和达丹的妹妹举行婚礼。婚礼上，达丹的妹妹忽然逃跑了……

故事发生在第一部的四年之后，此时特警K（汤姆•李•琼斯 饰）已经退休，成为一名普通的邮局局长，而J（威尔•史密斯 饰）则继续从事MIB的工作。　　卡洛瑟星邪恶女王蛇莲娜来到地球需找宇宙能量“萨塔之星”，占领了MIB的总部。而当年逃亡到地球的萨塔公主萝娜曾请求MIB把 “萨塔之星”藏在地球，全面负责这件事情的K为了地球的安全，拒绝了她。　　面对来势汹汹的蛇莲娜，MIB派J去寻找k，调查当年事件的真相，怎样说服失去记忆的K相信外星人的存在，成了J面临的第一个难题……

Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence My name is..., before getting shot. Yep, this is the news finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in Rochy vs Ranbo, but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

每座城市都有属于自己的传奇，这座城市的传奇就是“摆渡人bbb。据说，他们能消除世间痛苦。酒吧老板陈末（梁朝伟饰）和合伙人管春（金城武饰），平时看起来吊儿郎当，但其实是“金牌摆渡人”，空手接白刃，人肉千斤顶，只要你“预约”，就“无所不能”。邻居女孩小玉（杨颖饰）为了偶像马力（陈奕迅饰），预约了他们的服务，但在帮助小玉挑战整个城市的过程中，陈末和管春也逐渐发现了自己躲不过的问题。从欢天喜地的生活，到惊天动地的疯狂，摆渡人最辉煌的篇章，从这里开启。

一个是替嫁胞姐的假新娘，一个是隐瞒身份的准新郎，这一场猫捉老鼠的感情游戏中，他们被彼此牢牢抓住，谁也没能逃开。　　他原是假婚，却在日常的相处中不知不觉爱上她；她另有所爱，一直看不清围绕在自己的身边的大叔的真心。　　醋意与爱意齐飞，阴谋共阳谋一色。　　最终的最终，相守一生。

改编自小说《花园里的机器人》，讲述沉迷游戏，以致于被妻子抛弃的主人公春日井健(二宫)每天过着迷茫的失业生活，某天春日的庭院里突然出现了一个残次品机器人，它来路不明，也没有没有记忆，但是机器人自称叫“TANG”，从此“一人一机”共同踏上冒险旅途的故事。

查尔斯·巴顿导演的一部恐怖影片。故事讲述两名铁路工友负责运送一些大木箱，后来打开一看，里面装着的赫然是科学怪人的怪物、吸血僵尸，以及狼人。本片的恐怖气氛处理得相当出色，贝拉·卢高西扮演他一向擅长的德古拉伯爵，小朗·钱尼扮演狼人，都有精彩演出。虽然片中笑料不多，但本片却是两傻片集中拍摄最好的一部。

朱禧（王晶 饰）是一名大厦保安，在舅舅范景周（冯淬帆 饰）手下干活。某日，他意外的目睹了秘书裘蒂（徐淑媛 饰）被鬼上身色诱老板的场景。又惊又怕的朱禧将这一切告诉了女友（王祖贤 饰），两人伙同范景周找到了法力高强的女法师（高丽虹 饰），希望她能够降妖除魔。　　围绕着大厦的周边和历史，三人展开了缜密的调查，原来，大厦的旧址是日本军营，曾经的日军队长化身为如今的鬼王，想要借大开杀戒来雪战败之耻。朱禧的女友的哥哥（陈惠敏 饰）被鬼王捉入了阴间，之后，他托梦给妹妹，让她千万要小心。有了这条线索，女法师想出了一个计谋，能够将鬼王一举消灭。

SUPERCOOL马其顿动作幻想片！　　sometimes i think it's a shame that movies like this one don't get the exposure that they deserve - that very few people will get to enjoy them... but sometimes, i think that the lack of exposure is what makes movies like this one - if indie was mainstream it wouldn't have been indie, would it... so, the best thing i could say about Zbogum na 20 vek is a that it's a great movie, but it's not for everyone. the story is rather controversial, the level of blood and gore on screen is rather high (it makes the US horror flicks from the '90s look like kindergarten cartoons) and the editing... well, it's so uneven, that it might induce vomiting... however, if you have the stomach to go over these things, chances are that you will love this film, because it is indeed full of heart. if you don't love it, watch it again... once you know what's happening in the movie it will be much easier for you to pick up all the small details that not only make the scenes look cooler, but also deeper (i have a theory that the whole movie could be seen through symbols only, but it's too long to write it down here)... none of my friends liked it at first, but after two or three viewings, they find it at least respectable if not outright brilliant... so, to cut things up, if you can find this movie, see it by all means. 9.510

在停电期间，两个陌生人讲恐怖的故事。弗雷德（Fred）和范妮（Fanny）对故事的投入越多，他们在Catskills小屋中的故事就越生动。当弗雷德面对他的终极恐惧时，现实的恐惧就显现了。

露皮塔·尼永奥、乔什·加德或将加盟僵尸题材恐怖喜剧[小怪兽](Little Monsters，暂译)，与亚历山大·英格兰([异形：契约])上演对手戏。故事讲述一位不得志的音乐家，对侄子的幼儿园老师产生好感，自愿担任起陪护老师，护送他们参加儿童音乐节。而音乐节主办人也对老师展开爱情攻势，正当三人关系陷入窘境，僵尸来了！

故事讲述西摩在得到一株以吸取人血产生的奇异花卉后，不惜以牺牲自己的代价来赢取顾客的青睐和美人的芳心。然而在名利双收之时，摩西发现这朵奇花在长大的同时，自己已不能控制它的成长，并且生命也面临危险。良心与名利之间，摩西终于醒悟，于是正邪之战由此展开。该片因缘于歌舞剧，故不可能成为主流作品，而且较正统歌舞剧所不及。其独特之处在于能说会道小花的电影特技和轻松插曲，总的讲仍不失为一部赏心妙品。

6 个朋友：辛迪（安娜•法瑞丝 Anna•Faris  饰），鲍比（琼•阿伯拉罕Jon•Abrahams 饰），布佛（莎诺•伊丽莎白 Shannon Elizabeth 饰），格雷戈（拉科恩•玛诺 Lochlyn Munro 饰），雷（肖恩•韦恩斯 Shawn Wayans 饰） ，和布兰达（雷吉娜•赫尔 Regina Hall 饰）现在正深陷困境，被一位连环杀手跟踪。事情起源于他们在去年万圣节的晚上开车回家时发生了车祸，为了逃避责任，他们没有报警，而是选择逃离了现场。现今，一位自称知道他们的事的连环杀手，似乎已经从恐怖电影里走出来，进入了他们的生活。六位好友将不得不想方设法逃离这个杀手的魔掌和那些恼人的记者，如果他们想活下去的话……

Archaeologists defile the tomb of mummified Kharis, who was buried alive for falling in love with an Egyptian princess.

When his girlfriend Sasha and best friend Elias give hothead Richard a harpoon for his birthday, he wants to try this new toy out right away. So the three of them set out for a day trip on a boat, but suspicion and jealousy soon start to get the upper hand. Before long, the tension has become unbearable. To make matters worse, the boat’s engine fails and then it turns out they left their supplies on shore a nerve-wracking struggle for survival ensues that spares no one’s secrets – or blood.　　This post-modern adaptation of a story by Edgar Allan Poe in which three shipwrecked sailors draw lots to see who has to sacrifice himself as a cannibalistic snack, is a bloodthirsty thriller that leaves sufficient space for laughs. It’s painfully obvious from (nautical) miles away that this triangular relationship is not going to end well.

“B级片之王”罗杰·科尔曼（Roger Corman）改编自爱伦坡（Edgar Allan Poe）多个短篇故事的经典恐怖片。

Cecilia and Emma were tween-age BFFs who were going to grow old together and never let anything come between them, until Alex arrived on the scene. Twelve years later, Cecilia is a successful social media influencer living the dream of an independent, modern millennial woman... until she runs into Emma for the first time in over a decade. Emma invites Cecilia away on her bachelorette weekend at a remote cabin in the mountains, where Alex proceeds to make Cecilia’s weekend a living hell. #triggered

在一个破旧的乡下豪宅，住着Merrye家族的最后一代,由于近亲结合,Merrye 一家有着一种退化性疾病，导致他们从心理上年龄只有10岁或者更低，承受着身体与精神的双重诅咒。家庭司机精心的为他们掩盖真像。但是当贪婪的律师和远方亲戚发现这一切后...

贱格黑人男子马尔科姆（马龙·韦恩斯 Marlon Wayans 饰）和他的白人女友梅根（杰米·普莱斯利 Jaime Pressly 饰）搬入一处新房子，谁知刚搬来第一天他最爱的狗狗就遭遇离奇事故死亡，一切预示着灾难的开始。梅根在房子里发现一个恐怖的怪娃娃，而毫无敬畏心的马尔科姆则招惹了这个娃娃；马尔科姆在阁楼找到一卷收藏着可怕影像的录影带，诡异的画面令人不寒而栗；梅根的长女贝琪（阿什利·理查兹 Ashley Rickards 饰）遭遇一连串恐怖事件，贝琪的弟弟自称有一个名叫汤尼的隐性朋友。　　噩梦如暴风雨般汹涌而来，四口之家遭遇着最为可怕的诅咒……

本片讲述女孩安娜只身来到维也纳寻找男友，租下了一套古老破旧的维也纳公寓。充斥着各种花边的古旧家具，令安娜深感不适并开始不断侵占安娜的生活，老公寓背后的秘密逐步揭晓。　　这部德语短片是由多米尼克·哈特尔拍摄，艺术设计为皮娅·伽罗斯。第16届上海国际电影节手机电影节最佳短片导演奖由于属于维也纳电影学院的毕业作品，全片共耗资近两万六欧元。

魔鬼卡车有巨大的车轮、钢铁车厢和超强功率，可以碾碎任何挡在它前进路上的东西!在荒无人烟的1-55地区，有一辆魔鬼卡车赋予这个名字新的意思，不只卡车是恐怖的，还有它的司机。两名大学生开车误入魔鬼卡车的通道上，他们要担心的不只是充满了被截肢的乡巴佬的酒吧，还有这辆魔鬼卡车和他的主人......

148Series 19, Episode 127 January 2013Damian Lewis　　Review Richard reviews the Pagani Huayra, the latest supercar from the Italian manufacturer. The car is capable of savage acceleration, with a lot of attention placed into the bodywork, interior and utilizing cutting edge technology. Despite the massive twin-turbo engine and horsepower, thanks to its sophisticated aerodynamic package, the car can easily be driven hard without the risk of spinning. The Huayra also set the fastest time on the Top Gear Test Track in the hands of The Stig, 113.8, beating the previous record, set by the Ariel Atom V8.　　News The Dacia Sandero is now on sale in the UK. The Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Black has been updated to produce extra horsepower, but the handling is still challenging. Jeremy claims that he has found a male equivalent version of Fifty Shades of Grey, presenting a kid's book about tractors. The new Chevrolet Stingray is announced. James May turned fifty the previous week. Also, the rally team composed of war amputees (previously mentioned in series 17, episode 6) finally completed their challenge of finishing the 2013 Dakar Rally.　　Review James reviews the new Bentley Continental GT, and notes the new engine and subtle ride characteristics. Believing that the Bentley, with four wheel drive system and a big, powerful engine, can handle things worse than a Welsh countryside road, James takes the car onto a Welsh stage of the World Rally Championship, with Kris Meeke behind the wheel, and James being the co-driver. Despite the car having less grip, more weight, an electronic handbrake (unsuitable for usage on a rally stage) and James not being proficient at giving pace notes, the Bentley was actually faster than one of the full WRC cars.　　Star In A Reasonably Priced Car Damian Lewis takes his turn in the car, and drifts the Kia Cee'd around the snow-coated test track and crosses the finish line sideways, setting the slowest ever time of 209.1. Jeremy cheers Damian up by making a separate board for snow (he justs put the time underneath and to the side of the fastest lap time on that board) and says that he is the fastest driver ever on their snow board.　　Challenge Jeremy attempts to build a car smaller than the Peel P50, naming his creation the P45. It was based on a quad bike, with bodywork fitted, designed to wrap around the driver. He then presented his idea to the 'Dragons' in a Dragons' Den style format. All of the dragons declare themselves out and back in the studio, Richard concludes that for the P45 to be put in production, Jeremy would have to be dead.　　149Series 19, Episode 23 February 2013Mick Fleetwood　　Challenge, Part 1 In another challenge, the presenters picked three super cars to take on an epic race. Since it was Hammond's turn to select the challenge location, the team went to the Western United States. Jeremy selected the Lexus LFA, James chose the new Aston Martin Vanquish, and Richard took the SRT Viper. After a brief drive in the Nevada desert, the trio headed to Las Vegas Motor Speedway, specifically the drag strip, to compete in drag races organized by the Las Vegas Police Department; whom organized it with the theory that allowing people to drag race, legally, at a closed circuit, would prevent street racing. Despite the high performance of their cars, the trio were beaten by modified production cars, and 4WD cars, in each of their drag races.　　News Jeremy comes up with a solution on how to solve the crisis affecting Britain's town centres sacking all traffic wardens and removing double yellow lines. The trio then review a Chinese product designed to stop drowsiness behind the wheel, before they took a first look at the 2013 Jaguar F-Type. They praised its styling, but criticized its high price tag of £60,000, as well as its target audience. James mentions Peugeot Citroen's car intended to run on compressed air; Jeremy attempted to use a fire extinguisher to demonstrate, but failed after only causing himself to turn slowly around.　　Challenge, Part 2. After leaving Las Vegas, James and Richard make fun of Jeremy's LFA for lacking not only Bluetooth connection and iPod connectors, but cup holders, despite being the most expensive car. They are then tasked to head to Willow Springs International Motorsports Park, but they instead stop on a grooved road, where each car drives over the grooves and produces notes. When they reach Willow Springs, they are forced to play an aerial version of Laser Quest, where they would drive 5 laps around the track, whilst being chased by two Aermacchi SF.260 armed with laser guns. In the end, James won the challenge by being hit only 17 times.　　Star in a Reasonably Priced Car Fleetwood Mac's Mick Fleetwood drove the Kia Cee'd around the Test Track with a lap of 145.4.　　Challenge, Part 3 Departing Willow Springs, the group headed for Los Angeles, California. In order to do real world testing, Richard devised a challenge to see who could burn the best elevens. The three instead ended up drawing a phallus and left LA. The team then stayed for a night in Palm Springs. However, the producers gave them a final challenge. The three would drive from Palm Springs to the Mexican border at Calexico the following morning, and the last to make it to the Mexican border would have to travel into the country itself to drive the Mastretta MXT, a Mexican sports car made fun of by the presenters in an earlier series, for a later segment on the show. In revenge for taking them to America, Jeremy and James sabotaged Hammond's Viper, causing him to lose 10 minutes in the race. Despite making a stop for fuel, Jeremy made it to the finish line first, with James in second. Richard then walked to the border being the last person to arrive. At the studio, James and Jeremy end by saying that the Viper was awful and that the Vanquish and LFA were amazing.　　150Series 19, Episode 310 February 2013Amy Macdonald　　Review Jeremy reviews the Toyota GT86 and the Subaru BRZ. The cars are almost identical, but Jeremy prefers the Toyota GT86. The Stig then completed a lap of the Test Track in 1313.　　News They discuss the new Subaru Impreza, which is not coming to UK, and they then talk about the new Maserati Quattroporte.　　Challenge, Part 1 The producers have reserved a single ticket to a football match at the San Siro in Milan, Northern Italy. The trio have a race from Wembley Stadium to the San Siro. Jeremy drives the Shelby Mustang GT500 and Richard and James travel on public transport. Similar to the previous race to Monte Carlo, Richard and James are not allowed to use any cars, and Jeremy is not allowed to use any trains. According to Jeremy, since the last epic race, the trains have become faster and boats have become slower. Richard and James opened up a big lead whilst travelling on the Eurostar, and arrive in Paris while Jeremy was still crossing the English Channel on a ferry. After reaching France, Jeremy discovers that the Mustang only holds 50 litres in its fuel tank. After leaving Paris, Richard and James discuss what to do upon arriving in Milan — as there are two of them but only one ticket. Hundreds of miles behind, Jeremy ends part 1 of the challenge stating out loud, I'm gonna lose!　　Star in a Reasonably Priced Car Amy Macdonald drove the Kia Cee'd around the Test Track in 144.4. During one of her practice runs, Amy accidentally destroyed one of the runway lights, which Jeremy gives to her after revealing the lap time.　　Challenge, Part 2 The high speed TGV slowed down as it approached the mountains that surround Northern Italy. Jeremy began to catch up and was nearly neck and neck with the train, until road works at the Mont Blanc Tunnel slow him down. The train starts to accelerate again and reaches Northern Italy ahead of Jeremy. Richard and James use a tube network to get to the streets near the finish line. James maintains his opposition to run on television and Richard runs off alone to find the finish line, which is at a bar in the IM Villa Veuve Cliequot. James then assembled a bike which he had hidden in one of his bags and rides to the bar, only to find that Richard is already there and has won the race and the ticket to the football match. Moments later, Jeremy arrived and accepted defeat for the first time ever in an epic race of all the series.　　151Series 19, Episode 417 February 2013Lewis Hamilton　　Review Jeremy reviews the Vauxhall Astra VXR, Ford Focus ST and Renault Megane Renault Sport Cup. The Stig did laps of each car, the Focus being the slowest at 129.6, the Astra VXR at 128.3, and the Megane in 127.7. Despite this, Jeremy chose the Astra VXR as the best overall car of the three.　　News They discuss the newest cars, such as the Alfa Romeo 4C, the next generation Ford Mustang would be sold in Great Britain, but the UK version would come with a 2.0 EcoBoost engine, and the importance of the handbrake turn in male development.　　Review Jeremy tests the all new Kia Cee'd, putting it through a myriad of strange road tests. Including Matt LeBlanc doing a lap with both the old and new Cee'd, Bruce Willis (in character as John McClane) testing the horn of the Cee'd, Eric Clapton testing its auxiliary input jack, and Jeremy testing the Cee'd's self parallel parking feature.　　Star in a Reasonably Priced Car Lewis Hamilton opens up about his move from McLaren to Mercedes AMG and takes the old Suzuki Liana around the Test Track, setting the fastest F1 time, a 142.9.　　Review As punishment for losing the previous race, Richard is forced to review the Mastretta MXT in Mexico. Minding his words, he states that the MXT was an ambitious undertaking for the first-time manufacturer, but that it had its share of flaws.　　Challenge Jeremy and James play car rugby using Kia Cee'ds and Kia Sportages at Twickenham Stadium and Stig in Vauxhall Astra Police car as the referee. Jeremy's team wins.　　152Series 19, Episode 524 February 2013James McAvoy　　Challenge, Part 1 Jeremy and Richard attempt to design a car targeted at elderly people. Jeremy demonstrates the complexity of modern cars' dshboard. Richard brings a Fiat Multipla and both modify it. Jeremy breaks the dashboard and replaces it considering it to be too complicated for elders. Richard asks for the airbags saying that it is dangerous for the elderly who are as delicate as children, and that he needs it for a safety feature. Jeremy makes a speedometer which reads 20 mph at the top speed, he also uses an old design switch for rear fog light which does nothing. Jeremy installs a pet-cage and replaces the back seat with high seat chairs and the Fiat badge with a Rover one. They paint it in beige after observing the shade of a hearing aid. Richard uses water-resistant fabric as seat covers, and while stitching hurts his eye. They complete the car and end the part 1 with Richard wearing heavy bandages over his left eye.　　News Volkswagen will launch GTI version of the new Golf and GT version of Up will be launched. Kia will launch the Pro Cee'd GT. The Mini Paceman is launched, and the trio mock the front end of the car, claiming that it looks depressing. The trio agree that the British are the best drivers. Alfa-Romeo releases photographs of the Gloria, in which the trio make fun of it's name. Richard had arrived late so James and Jeremy had attempted to play tennis with cars (which has a lot of editing).　　Review James reviews the new Range Rover in London. The new car is completely redesigned, 400 kg lighter due to Aluminium body, has active suspension, new gearbox, minimalist dashboard and offers better comfort. James then races it against TerraMax at Nevada Automotive Test Centre, Nevada. The race was to a hill 10 mile across, passing through rocky terrain, hillock, mud, river and sand-tracks. TerraMax was switched to drone mode during the race to deflate the tyres and take a short-cut. The Range Rover's automatic Terrain Response System is demonstrated. James takes a longer route to ascend the hill but still wins the race. At the studio, the trio consider the driverless cars to be not very practical.　　Star In A Reasonably Priced Car James McAvoy drove the Kia Cee'd around the Test Track with a lap of 143.6 despite having less experience of driving cars. He drove over grassy patch in the last corner but manages to keep the car under control.　　Challenge, Part 2 Jeremy and Richard road-test their car at Christchurch, Dorset. The car has large front bumpers made up of foam, large rear-view mirrors, squeaking ball under the brake-pedal, large magnifying-glass on the dashboard, sat nav (voiced by Richard Briers) with only four destinatons. The car has an artificial cat on the roof which later fell over on the way of Bingo hall. Richard later shows his system to find the location of parked car (the car activates a flare and then releases a balloon). Jeremy shows that the radio only plays Horse of the Year Show theme on a loop, which both later find to be irresistible to clap along. The name of the car is revealed to be The James. They pick up three elderly ladies from a pensioners' home for road-testing and drive them to a bowling club where it is shown that Richard fitted the airbag at the rear for parking assist which inflates the airbag on close proximity. Jeremy and Richard buy food for picnic, choosing only British foods. They attach the shopping trolley to Tow hitch and head for picnic. The roof of the car leaks as it rains. Jeremy and Richard end up choosing a picnic spot on roadside where they find the trolley to be damaged during reversing and the food to be soaked, however they ate the food which was not ruined. The next day both leave Christchurch and Jeremy shows his system to prevent the car from being driven on the wrong side of the road, the car initially sounds alarm and later the tyres, doors and other parts of the car explode which stops the car and renders it immobile. At the studio, James considers the heater to be complicated, the trio thank Richard Briers and announce the Africa special.　　153Series 19, Episode 63 March 2013No Guest　　First of the two-episode Africa Special, taking place in Africa. The episode was shot in 2012.　　Challenge, Part 1 Buy used estate cars for up to £1,500 in Britain and report at a small village in rural Uganda. Jeremy arrives in a BMW 528i Touring, Richard in a Subaru Impreza WRX Estate and James in a Volvo 850R Wagon. The challenge is to find the true source of the river Nile.　　They set off an discover that exploring isn't as difficult as first thought when they go on a nice easy drive and find Lake Victoria, of whom the Victorian Explorers thought was the source of the Nile. However they are then told that it is not the actual source of the Nile and there were two other disputed locations for it, one in Rwanda and one in Burundi. However, Jeremy Clarkson insisted that both of these locations were wrong and decided to head west towards Lake Edward to see whether there was a link between that lake and Lake Kivu in Rwanda.　　In their journey west, where they visit the Entebbe Airport and from there see the Ford Scorpio Estate back-up car. They continue into Kampala, Uganda's Capital City where they get held up in a traffic jam overnight, the most hurrendous traffic they'd ever seen.　　They continue on well-maintained highways west finding their trip incredibly easy before reaching the town of Mbarara in the southwest of the country, via a stop in Jezza, a village in Mpigi District. Here they stay in a disgusting hotel, after driving through tea plantations in an attempt to discover a lovely teahouse hotel, which in the mind of Richard, was bound to found due to tea programmes he'd seen.　　In Mbarara they stayed in the Economic Lodge with Jeremy having a bed with faeces on it. They left the hotel disgusted before Richard has the idea to make the cars 'hotels'. James modifies his Volvo by adding a library, Richard adds a cooker and Jeremy adds a coffin. The coffin he uses to put his clothes in, he sleeps on Egyptian Cotton.　　They leave for Lake Edward, camping overnight there because of its beauty before heading in search of the river heading for Lake Kivu. None of the rivers connect the lake as they all head east rather than south. They give up, leaving them disappointed. Then Jeremy looks at a map and discovers the source of the Nile must be on the other side of Lake Victoria. His reasoning is that the Mediterranean Sea is effectively an inland sea and so Gibraltar is the true mouth of the Nile, rather than Alexandria in Egypt.　　After discovering this they decide that they must drive straight to the other side of Lake Victoria to get to the southeast coast in Tanzania near the Serengeti. They start this journey by heading south into the Rwenzori Mountains, finding the going hard and most of the time getting their vehicles stuck in mud.

根据《罗马假日》改编的一部颠覆爆笑喜剧，中国各顶尖专业院校、中央台和北京台精英联手打造。